Dress me up, spank me, then tie me up, please?

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

TMI Random Questions Part two

I stole this from
Part two

16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
YES! How would I have ever learned about one night

17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Hell YES! It was amazing and I can't wait to touch and taste the next woman.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, I have not. But if my memory serves me correctly, I may have played with a cock at a movie.

19. ….
Missed one.....

20. Had sex in a bathroom?
YES! Oh and some other fond memories of bathroom antics. That would also be where things started with the first girl I took home and had sex with.

21. Have you ever had sex at work?
Masturbating is about as far as I have gotten. But let me tell you I thought about it plenty.

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Oh yes I have and that is not all I have done in an adult store.

23. Do you own any sex toys?
Times can get hard and you have to have a back-up
Yes, my 5 speed vib is my fav and 1st runner-up is this new toy I got a couple months ago, it is a vib shaped like a mouth and it will suction to your pussy quite nicely. Last but not least my double sided dildo.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
There are absolutely a few naughty pics out there but no film, that I consented to (if there is any)

25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, I typically don't call out names.

26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yes, it is.

27. What's your favorite sexual position?
If I have to be on my hands and knees the rest of my life I wouldn't be happier.

28. What's your favorite sex act?
I am answering this one in two different ways.
1. I love kissing. If done right I get so wet!
2. I love watching a woman masturbate

29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes, I am partial to being with a man and a women at the same time.

30. Do you really like role play? or do you say you do because everyone says that role play is hot?
I have to admit this is one area I have not had the pleasure to explore like I want to. I hope I can do that in the future.

Monday, September 20, 2010

TMI Tuesday Random Questions Part one

I stole this from Advizor
I am doing it in two parts since it is a lot of questions. I am using as my TMI since my series is not yet complete....

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Oh yes. There is girl that I have wanted to have sex with for a few years now but the right time has not presented itself and there is another couple of sexy ladies out there that I want to do naughty things to and ironically they ALL have one of their nipples pierced.
There are a few men I would like to get my hands or more so have their hands on me and in me, we will see how that goes!

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I want sex at any time of the day, although, anytime that you get to go out immediately after being freshly fucked is erotic.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I currently sleep in the middle.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
As much as the offer has arisen I have not done that. I am not saying I wouldn't but haven't so far.

5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Sex in the shower was fun. It has been awhile though unless you count masturbating with the shower head.

6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Oh yes I watch more often then read it. But they can both be equally as stimulating and result in the rubbing of my clit......

7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I prefer an aggressive man or woman. But I am not above being the aggressor as well.

8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Love to get naked, oh absolutely!!!!

9. Would you choose love or money?

10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Restraints, toys, blindfold, and of course a third person!

11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
It was in a hotel, but it wasn't the place it was the circumstances in which the love-making was out of this world.

13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
When I was much much younger I had sex in a tree house on a playground.(Where over 100 people could see if they looked out there window). It was a nice warm night being bent over the side and the orgasms just kept cumming and cumming.

14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes, I was riding this nice fellow.....and someone opened the bedroom door without knocking. No, I didn't lock the door because it was that spontaneous morning sex.

15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Is there some other reason to go to a bar besides the standard drinking and dancing???? Hell Yes.

Happy TMI

Monday, September 13, 2010

Extraordinary uses of ordinary objects--Group Post

The sexy Heels invited me to play....Please check her out and her wickly tasty pics...

Playfully Yours Ordinary list:

1. A removable bed post. I used this when much much younger (under 18)

2. A cucumber made me cum nice and hard when I was barely 21.

3. A massaging shower head. OMG, that was the best damn thing since sliced bread. I had two kids one in elementary and one in high school at the time. So keeping a vib around and no one to hear it was not so easy. I took so many "Showers", LOL. That was back in 2001 and she is still giving me some rocking orgasms.

4. A (pillar) candle I placed underneath me as I sat up. It provided a hard surface for my vibe to put pressure on my clit as I gyrated my hips for a superb orgasm. This has been extremely enjoyable and I have done it at least 5 times in the past couple weeks.

5. A water bottle was used in the same way as the scenario in #3.

Here's to ordinary things......
BTW, all of these ordinary things were used while I indulged in solo masturbation.


Monday, September 6, 2010

TMI Tuesday Submitting (part 4) to Ms. X & Mr. Y

As Mr. Y continues fucking my sweet pussy, Ms. X climbs off my face from exhaustion. Her juices and aroma are so intoxicating. I just want to taste her more and more. Mr. Y starts slowing down and then pulls his cock out of me. I hear him say open your mouth, I open my mouth but nothing happens. I hear the sounds of sucking. Ms. X is sucking Mr. Y's cock. She is tasting my sweet juices off of him, I hear her moan. I lay there quietly as previously instructed.

I feel the bed start to move and Ms. X begins moaning. They are fucking right next to me. The bed starts moving at a steady pace. I am so aroused my clit is protruding and my pussy is still hungry for some attention. Mr. Y instructs me to spread my legs and I could rub my clit only when he makes Ms. X moan. If she stops moaning I have to remove my hand.

Ms. X lets out a moan and my hand begins to rub my clit, then she stops. I am laying waiting for what seems like forever for her to moan again. I start rubbing a little bit faster this time. She stops. I want to cum listening to them fuck right next to me. The next time she moans I rub so fast and get so close then she stops. Now all I can hear now are the sounds of her wet pussy as he slides his cock in and out of her. She is intentionally holding back and I am desperate, my pussy is hungry, I want to rub my clit. I want to cum.

Mr. Y demands I get on all fours on the bed. I do as I am told. I wait. All of a sudden I feel Ms. X's soft body start to move under me as she sucks on my nipples as she moves her body fully beneath me. My imagination is all a fluster. Then with no warning Ms. X's tongue starts flicking my clit. I gasp and Mr. Y spanks my ass with a paddle. I gasp again and he spanks my ass again. This time I hold my breath not making a sound.

Ms. X licks and sucks my clit with such determination that I can't hold back much longer. I start to tense my body and just as I begin to cum Mr. Y shoves his cock in my pussy as Ms. X sucks on my clit and I just lose control. I cum so hard, moaning and saying yes yes. They both stop. I realize I made noise. Ms. X slaps my pussy and Mr. Y paddles my ass. After two minutes Mr. Y slowly moves his cock in and out of my dripping wet pussy while Ms. X is flicks my clit intermittently....

PY--cum with me, please???

Saturday, September 4, 2010

A proposal I couldn't refuse......

The lovely Heels has proposed something naughty in her post:

I will be joining in this naughty post on September 15th. You will learn more about my naughty side and many others out there.

Feeling kind of frisky at the moment but only have a little bit before the peace and quiet comes to an end for a little bit any way....although I will be heading to the shower there may be some HOT story to tell if I dare.....