Dress me up, spank me, then tie me up, please?

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

TMI Tuesday Random 'Last place I......'

OMG, it is Tuesday the holiday has me so thrown off!!!! oops 1. The last place I masturbated was in my car. Sunday morning while driving back from the red box using my vibrator. 2. The last place I sucked a cock was in a tent while camping. 3. The last time I had phone sex was with this sexy man on Thursday or Friday night. It was so HOT when he came from my dirty talk of what I wanted to do with him if we were together. 4. The last time I kissed a girl was the fourth of july, I dragged her in my bedroom and grabbed her and kissed her, yes I caught her off-guard but she loved it. 5. The last time I had a threesome was in a couples apartment after we went to dinner. I fucked her with her dildo while I sucked on her clit. When I was done with her her husband bent me over the couch and made me cum over and over again. This one deserves a BONUS: The last time I watched porn was this weekend and it was of a woman masturbating in the backseat of a car. YUM I love watching a woman masturbate!!! Happy TMI


Anonymous said...

2. Yes, I love doing that in a tent...with other campers around. I always wonder if they hear.

4. You could do that to me.

You're such a sexpot :)

hornynecouple said...

can we be involved 2-5??? and 3 sounds soooooo familar :)

Anonymous said...

great post, htmi

Barefoot Dreamer said...

1) in my bed in the middle of the afternoon two days ago
2) in the living room 3 days ago
3) sigh...... ancient history
4) never- yet ;)
5) never - yet ;)
6)prior to #1... it too was F porn

love this randomness ..... your life sounds far more fun

Nolens Volens said...

Now...your post has rendered me unable to stand up. Why? I have company. LOL

heelsnstocking said...

the last thing that made me wet was reading your blog x

Anonymous said...

I had to first out loud today PY --- Sunday coming home from Redbox. Classic love!!!