Dress me up, spank me, then tie me up, please?

Monday, July 5, 2010

TMI Tuesday--Random Masturbation Weekend

More about Ms. X & Mr. Y will continue next week I don't know what came over me this past weekend.....But there wasn't a moment that went by that I wasn't thinking about touching someone or wanting to tease/taste someone or just getting down right naked and dirty. 1. My biggest turn-on is hearing/listening to sex, it makes me so horny and most of all can bring me over the edge so quickly. I would like to say thank you to all those people out there who make noise during sex. The biggest turn-off in porn is a 'quiet fuck' (those two words don't even make sense together)...WTF, moan or something, hell you fake the orgasm well then fake the moans too! Oops I got on my soapbox. 2. My new toy arrived last week and this weekend after buying adequate batteries I broke it in. I was a little skeptical at first, since it had only one speed. This toy has an amazing sucking feature and it vibrates. The toy was responsible for 5 orgasms this weekend. WOW 3. More than anything this weekend I wanted to be naked between a pretty, sexy woman and a man. As you know by now I like both sexes and this weekend I craved it so bad. (Looking to buy a plane, anyone???) lol 4. I want to thank the person who introduced me to a new site this week. Very tantalizing. 5. The orgasm finale, tonight concluded after rubbing my pussy and teasing my clit for an hour. I went to breaking out 3 of my 4 toys. The new toy and my handy dandy dildo sliding in and out of me made things super wet and hot for my first orgasm. The second orgasm shortly thereafter by using my 5-speed bullet and my handy dandy dildo. Talk about wet.....and I came so damn hard. Happy TMI PY


heelsnstocking said...

well me and Dutch wanted you between us on saturday... plane needed indeed

Nolens Volens said...

What a horndog you are. ;)

Dev said...

Oh my. LOL

Just stumbled onto this blog.


Anonymous said...

Ya know...all that masturbating and you're gonna go blind!